May 2013
The 'yes or no' game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
aranyeha:
SO MY BEST FRIEND WAS WORKING ON HER HISTORY PROJECT AND SHE NEEDED SOME CHINESE CHARACTERS FOR IT SO I GOOGLE TRANSLATED ‘YOU’RE GAY’ AND PUT IT IN CHINESE AND SHE DREW THAT IN MARKER ON HER PROJECT AND IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS BUT IT TURNS OUT OUR TEACHER CAN READ CHINESE IM GONNA FUCKING PISS ON THE FLOOR
angrynerdyblogger:
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
dearchemistry:
sadisticmonster:
grouprojects:
why let drugs take over your life when the internet would do it for free
the internet isn’t free though
It is for some people [salsa dances into your unprotected wifi zone]
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
the-detonator:
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
shorty-the-pimp:
slay-z:
sometimes i feel like sometimes people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go
i’m gonna make you famous
me
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
radicalism:
how i feel like when i’m talking to a hot person
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
creation-defies-conformity:
comickit:
jengablocktetris:
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
get out
HAHAHAHAHAHA
agentbartowski:
A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.
Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.
me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: ...
me: does this have wi-fi
passion:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
epic-humor:
glitterweave:
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
“The fact that you’re struggling doesn’t make you a burden. It doesn’t make you...”
– Daniell Koepke (via anditslove)
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
nikaalexandra:
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
nishlo:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
and do the harlem shake
