Dare to be happy. Most people don’t allow themselves the luxury of being...– Richard Carlson (via quote-book)
Catching someone glimpse at you, then constantly checking to see if you can catch their eyes again. No words are said, and there’s a distance between you two. You continue what you were doing, then a minute after you look again. It feels as if no one’s around, it’s just you two. Minutes later you find yourself staring into their eyes as they stare into yours. You both see each other’s smiles as...
Many adults are put off when youngsters pose scientific questions. Children ask...– Carl Sagan (via milktea-r)
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You too, will get old. And when you do, you’ll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
How to comfort a crying friend
laughingstation: You will laugh out loud!
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comforting little kids.
ohitschalse: bbossa: Normal people: Me: no words, just tears. /dead
When you get McDonald's