August 2012
deerpong:
virginclub:
your gay
what about my gay
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When you post a picture of yourself on Facebook...
garrythethird:
lovenotes333:
dark-homer:
The Olympics is like sex
It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort
what kind of sex have you been having?
The best kind
sportyspice94:
the importance of an eñe
yo tengo 15 anos (i have 15 anuses)
yo tengo 15 años (i am 15 years old)
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
makeawishmylove:
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
how do i uninstall feels
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
youngstero:
walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?”
(you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
When you almost slip but you luckily regain your...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
via sodamnrelatable
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does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
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my meals in the summer
breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am
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The sad moment when you find an old conversation...
When I'm drunk
whatshouldbetchescallme:
When I’m sober
July 2012
girlbutter:
spongeboobkinkypants:
araneaserket:
snoop dogg changed his name to snoop lion
jfc i thought this was a joke and then i looked it up
dear lord.
When someone compliments me →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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I honestly don't know who to run to anymore.
My reaction to 99% of peoples Facebook status'
damnthatswhatshesaid:
I have this Avatar headcanon where Sokka...
chronic-genderbender:
yssadalawa:
hollowcost-lost:
ACCEPTED.
#don’t make me cry #i’m gonna cry #stop it
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